Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.

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carlyoulilshit:

oiruman:

ufoattack:

oiruman:

i am kind of sad ok

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this cat’s name is Princess Monster Truck

thank you

I

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thechurchofbobsaget:

I think “dildo” is a perfectly acceptable insult. Like, I’d call you a dick but you’re not real enough.

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whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

whododatlikedat:

"But yeah, me and Danielle, I feel like she’s gonna be my friend for life." (x)

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the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

the-chaotic-nether:

I love this company already.

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Men’s Rights Activists.

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ruffiticus:

mspoffin:

I had a dream where every person, at exactly midnight on new years following their 22nd birthday, they possessed the body of their soulmate and people ran around trying to figure out who they were so that they could find eachother, and they left notes for the body’s owner to find with their address. And there were some language gaps so people had to translate it and travel to different countries carrying the notes they were left, and it was great

write a book right now

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niyilove:

goblinparty:

Donna Meagle is my life inspiration

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